So, couples really like to make out in front my dorm building. I guess that's what happens when the little crusties have no where to go to express their....feelings. But we have been trying to figure out, why our door? Campus is some 30 acres! WHY OUR DOOR?! Well on my way to class I figured it out. Eureka! (Eureka is also the name of my favorite band Rooney's new album. Shameless plug done). Ok....here it is!